Live pilot · Cafecito-AI's own hotlist

Meet Cortado — the AI employee who works your pipeline while you sleep.

She doesn't wait to be asked. She notices what's slipping, drafts the outreach to fix it, runs the loop from first touch to closed deal, and shows you the receipts in dollars. Bilingual. Miami-built. Currently in pilot on Cafecito-AI's own prospect hotlist — you can watch her work live right now.

Watch Cortado work — live dashboard → Book a 15-min tasting

$5,000 setup · $2,500/mo · $25,000 in your ledger by Day 90 or full refund

Honest scope: Cortado's reactivation skill is live in pilot now. The other five skills (phone, intake, quote, reviews, orders) ship Q3 2026 — the underlying tech is already built (Suite Air's phone line, Boost AI's email pipeline, Lavin Eviction's intake) but the Cortado-grade ledger + insights + campaign-drafting layer is being added skill-by-skill. No marketing-product gap.

What makes Cortado not a chatbot

Four jobs of a real employee — not just one.

A chatbot waits for you to ask. An agent does one job autonomously. Cortado does the four you'd hire a fractional COO + analyst + closer + ops manager for, in one named employee with one dashboard.

01

She notices patterns

Runs the queries you don't have time for. Surfaces stale segments, opportunity gaps, and risks before you ask.

“Your hotlist has 28 prospects sitting unworked. The 7-day window is closing — first-touch within 72h converts ~3× better. I drafted the email.”

02

She drafts outbound she designed

Not template execution — Cortado designs campaigns based on what she sees. Different channel for different contact-confidence. Owner approves before send.

“Three campaigns drafted: 7 verified-email → personalized email; 7 phone-only → live-call queue; 11 inferred → LinkedIn intro-first.”

03

She owns the loop end-to-end

First touch sent. Reply received. Meeting booked. Meeting completed. Deal pending. Closed-won. Each step tracked; you get fewer pings, more closed loops.

“Currently 1 closed-won loop with full state machine + dollar attribution at close.”

04

She shows the receipts

Every action with a dollar figure. Realized vs. pending vs. lost. Owner-approvable per row. If the ledger doesn't hit $25k by Day 90 — full refund.

“The dashboard headline updates in real time as actions log. $X won realized / Y% of refund threshold.”

● Live proof, not screenshots

The proof is a live dashboard, not a deck.

Cortado is running on Cafecito-AI's own prospect hotlist right now — 28 Miami SMBs researched on 2026-05-15, three campaigns drafted, five insights generated. Click in, see real data, decide if she'd do the same for your business.

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What Cortado can do

Six skills. One ships live. Five ship Q3.

Reactivation is the first skill to ship the full Cortado pattern (insights + drafts + owner-approval + ledger). The other five are real working code today (powering Suite Air, Lavin, Venerable, Boost AI) being upgraded to the Cortado pattern one at a time.

● Live · pilot

Reactivation

Stale customer → first touch → reply → booked → won. Cortado runs the full loop, drafts the outbound, owner approves the sends.

See the live dashboard →
Q3 2026

Phone receptionist

Bilingual EN/ES live answering + missed-call SMS recovery. Suite Air pattern, generalized.

Roadmap →
Q3 2026

Intake routing

New leads → qualified → routed to the right person on your team. Owner approves before any send.

Roadmap →
Q3 2026

Quote engine

Photo or job description → quote in 90 seconds. DocuSign on customer accept.

Roadmap →
Q3 2026

Review responses

New review → draft response in your voice → owner approves. Yelp + Google.

Roadmap →
Q3 2026

Order extraction

Photo/fax/PDF/email → clean order packet to your kitchen or fab team. Claude Vision-powered.

Roadmap →

New · Quick Wins menu

Smaller productized AI services. $199-249/mo. Demo in 90 seconds.

Three Cortado-grade wedges your reps can demo on a phone and close in one visit — Lost Revenue Recovery, WhatsApp Business Bot, Quote-from-Photo.

See the menu →

The price

$5,000 setup. $2,500/mo. $25k won in 90 days or full refund.

Hire Cortado.

$5,000 setup · $2,500/mo recurring · phased payment $2,500 / $1,500 / $1,000 across signature → first campaign approved → Day 30. Annual prepay $25,000/yr = save $5k.

The 90-day guarantee: If Cortado's owner-approved realized-revenue ledger doesn't hit $25,000 by Day 90 (= 2× cumulative cost), we refund the full $12,500. The customer keeps whatever she did generate. No clauses, no carve-outs. The ledger schema has a contract event for it.
Book a tasting → See full pricing breakdown

Honesty doctrine: Cortado is in pilot. The reactivation skill is live and works against Cafecito-AI's own pipeline today. The dashboard shows real data — no fabricated names, no invented dollar figures. The other five skills ship in Q3 with the same ledger + approval pattern. We sell what we can prove.